davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

Mi antojo es tomarte de la cintura, sentir tu piel, acariciar tu espalda, apretar tus caderas, besarte y morderte; robarme tu respiración.

Vestigios… COOS (via fruta-y-menta)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.